You should see the other guy! (No Adrian Peterson jokes, please: He fell at school.) #jack

You should see the other guy! (No Adrian Peterson jokes, please: He fell at school.) #jack

Fat. #8ball

Fat. #8ball

Any pile of clothing will do. Now let me nap. #skittles

Any pile of clothing will do. Now let me nap. #skittles

Outsiiiiiiiiide. #jack

Outsiiiiiiiiide. #jack

In line at the buffet. #8ball #trouble

In line at the buffet. #8ball #trouble

It’s so hard to find good help these days. #skittles

It’s so hard to find good help these days. #skittles

Hotdogs and fries make everything better. #jack #nathans

Hotdogs and fries make everything better. #jack #nathans

Someone is not impressed with the Labor Day sales. #jack

Someone is not impressed with the Labor Day sales. #jack

One more time! #jack

One more time! #jack

Down the slide! #jack

Down the slide! #jack